Meet John Doe, Committee Member
John Doe (they/them)
Member since 2023-02-01 (yesterday)
Area of Expertise: Procrastination, Small Talk, and Occasional Binge Eating
John Doe is a renowned expert in the art of making awkward small talk. Their impressive skills have been honed over years of attending committee meetings, where they've mastered the art of saying nothing interesting while maintaining a strong presence.
John's favorite hobby is eating Cheetos in the break room during meetings, and their personal best friend is the vending machine in the corner.